Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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#Getweird

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Anti Joke

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