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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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