- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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