- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Antijokes...

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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