- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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