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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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