There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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