Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Adam Chebali is awesome

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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