- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A baby seal walks into a club.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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