why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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