Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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mark is life

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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