two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

there once was a chicken it was yellow

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Sarah Palin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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