Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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