- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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