- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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