Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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