- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

pull my finger (farts)

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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