- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Albino African Americans

what do you call a black chef glendon

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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