- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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