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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call a black man? Rob

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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