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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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