- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How about that airline food?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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