Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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