Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

#Getweird

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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