My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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