Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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