- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

AIDS

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Black people stink of shite!

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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