So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

He--Hey guys

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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