Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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No your aunties a joke

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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