Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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