- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What is white and long? A New York winter

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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