what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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#Getweird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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