Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

one stop shop

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Adam Chebali is awesome

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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