a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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I like poop in my butt

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