There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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