What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Women's rights

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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