What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Whats funny? Your face.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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