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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!