Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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