- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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