Knock knock knock OCD

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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