- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

pobody's nerfect

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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