- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What is green and slow Grass.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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