Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Antijokes...

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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