- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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