A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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