Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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