- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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