"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Women's rights

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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kieran is a homosexual

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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