- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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I have cancer. And you're next.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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