- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Your mother is so fat.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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