- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Whats funny? Your face.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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