Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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