- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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