What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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