- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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