- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

YOU

that wall over there ->

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

kennah campion when she talks

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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