What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A storm be brewin!

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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