- Anti Joke

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

DERP

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back