- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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