What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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woman's rights

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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no.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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