- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Whats worse than suicide? death

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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