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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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