A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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