What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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deez nuts

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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