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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

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