- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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