- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

woman's rights

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

no.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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