Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why? Because.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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