- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A guy at a baseball game....

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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