What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Get on the boat.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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