- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why so serious ?

A women left the kitchen.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Good job, son.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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