A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

João Duarte reads this.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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