The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Why so serious ?

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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The child was fired from his job.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Anti Joke

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