September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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