- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

quantum physics?

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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