Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women's rights.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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