What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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who else is on here?

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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