How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Yo Mama just died.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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