What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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A van drives into a car.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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