What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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A black person dies.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Golf.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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