- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

black people. that is all...

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Is Carly smart? No.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

balls in ya mouf

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

son, you're adopted.

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