3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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CHEEZECAKE

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Thumbs this up

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Anti Joke

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