where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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I Love Hitler.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Anti Joke

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