- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

I Love Hitler.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

if u r not my friend, like this joke

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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