There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is a dog? Bark

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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William Raines.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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dildo

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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