3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Ruller

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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