- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Women's rights

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the woman die Because she was old

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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