if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Women rights..

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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