A black person in the NHL

does this look unsure to you?

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Knock knock, come in.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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