How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Nickelback

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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