What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Religion

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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